WHEN YOUR COACH YELLS AT THE WHOLE TEAM
all you can do
WHAT SHOULD SOCCER PLAYERS CALL ME
The shit that happens in the lives of soccer players.
WHEN YOU SEE YOUR COACH OUTSIDE OF SOCCER
afterwards you’re like
RUNNING WITH MY CO CAPTAIN TO THE COIN TOSS
REALIZING I OVERSLEPT AND AM LATE FOR PRACTICE
at first i’m like
then i’m like
WHEN MY PARENTS TRY TO GIVE POST GAME CRITIQUE
i’m like
WALKING WITH MY TEAM ONTO THE FIELD
WHEN I WEAR ANYTHING GIRLY
everyone else is like
WHEN OUR KEEPER DOESN’T SHOW UP AND COACH PUTS ME IN THE GOAL
i’m thinking
WHEN I MAKE A SHOT FROM A RIDICULOUS ANGLE/LENGTH
at first i’m like
then i’m like
WHEN COACH GIVES ME A COMPLIMENT
on the outside i’m like
but on the inside i’m like
